Our selection of humorous jokes for grownups will help you to unleash your inner comic! These jokes were written with adults in mind, but laughter knows no age restrictions. This collection offers a fantastic blend of humor that will have you rolling in the aisles, from witty punchlines to hilarious anecdotes. So prepare for some well-earned laughing as we provide a hand-picked collection of jokes that are sure to make you grin and brighten your day.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

What did the clitoris say to the vulva? It’s all good in the hood!

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I’m going in.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball? She gagged.

What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!

They say makeup sex is the best… Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up

What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name? Papa Boner.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.

I just had sex in an elevator. It was great on so many levels.

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.

Why don’t witches wear underwear? Because they need a better grip.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!